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Filtered through limestone over 10,000 years.
02:07 May 31 2006
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Why is it that on a bottle of water it says:

"Naturally filtered through layers of limestone over 10,000 years."



Yet, when i shake the bottle, i can see little things floating in it.

Most people who....
01:35 May 31 2006
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Most people who call themselves writers, can not write.



Most people who call themselves painters, can not paint.



Most people who call themselves photographers, can not take photographs.



Most people who call themselves poets, can not write poetry.



Most people who call themselves artists, do not create art.

22:19 May 27 2006
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365
03:26 May 24 2006
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The next year of my life is going to be incramental in my development as a person. A lot of things are going to change, for the better or for the worse is still unknown, but there is a wind of change blowing.

How in the holy hell fire have i more votes then BATMAN
00:55 May 23 2006
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A message from Daire.
03:27 May 22 2006
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You were bragging about how you are a special case and did not belong to any house.



You are not special. You do not have an understanding with the house masters. You were inducted and kicked from every house on here. Do you not think that with the wide variety of admins, it is strange that they each decided to kick you.



Instead of saying this you turned it around and tried to make it seem like you were above the house system.



I put you in your place, and you are staying there.

I am a Padunkadunk.
21:14 May 21 2006
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When dealing with the public....hold breath and count to 10.
21:09 May 21 2006
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Today i was fairly busy, I had a line of about 5 people waiting to be served when this kid came up to the counter with 3 dvds.



Daire: "Do you have your card or key ring?"



Kid: "No"



Daire: "Do you know your phone number?"



Kid: "No"



Daire: "Do you know your address?"



Kid: "No"



Daire: "Well then i can't give you the dvds, i need to know the number of your account"



Kid: "Ok".



I eventually got him to tell me his mothers name and i had to search for ages to find her.



This kid was about 12-13. How did he not know his address or phone number?

00:46 May 21 2006
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I had two people today complain about their portfolio being deleted.



Both portfolios i deleted i had sent messages to the owners explaining why they were deleted.



Their excuse was that they were sisters and they were both legally blind and couldnt see what they were putting in their portfolio.



Morons.

Someone said this in their profile.
01:46 May 20 2006
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00:47 May 20 2006
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Real life sucks monkey vomit through a straw with no filter.



Everything would be so much easier if this were a movie, id just have to race to the airport, get stopped by the cops, explain the situation, get an escort there, hop on the first outbound plane that just happened to be going where i needed to go, get into a fist fight with my nemesis in first class, get knocked on my ass, have him say something stupid and sarcastic, get a second wind and beat the shit out of him. From then on it would be nothing but happy endings and credits.

This is what i bring up in conversations with people.
18:53 May 19 2006
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Man-pons









On a side note.http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=705.



ew.

From a fan....
17:54 May 19 2006
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I got a postcard from someone on Vr. I won't say who because im not sure they want it known, but anyway, i got it.



Notice it has the crazy looking guy saying moo and it has batman on it.....yep, its for me alright.

Actual size.
00:12 May 18 2006
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Today i was coming home on the bus, the same bus i got into town as a matter of fact.



I got the bus into the city, got off, went into college to drop something off, then i went to a camera shop to pick up some equipment, and after having left the shop i was walking by the bus stop when i saw my bus the number 70 pull up. I had planned on getting a bus anyway and it was just good luck that it was this number, but its funny, i got off the bus, did what i had to do and was finished in time to catch the same bus i had got off of not that long ago.



Anyway, i was sitting there coming back and i saw two little flies stuck to the window. It had been raining heavily and the windows were full of condensation. I sat there looking at these two little flies stuck to the window by the water and i suddenly i saw one of them move, they were still alive.



So i peeled them off the window, they had been stuck there by the vacuum created by their contact with the water. So i peeled the two of them off the window and watched them dry out on the window ledge. I noticed that one of them was very mobile and the other was sluggish to move. But the mobile one was not leaving the other one. It would get to a certain distance and then turn back and come back to the other fly.



I thought maybe they were in the middle of some weird fly only sex ritual. Mating dance or something. SO i took the two flies off the ledge and put them onto my folded up bus ticket.

The above image is as good as actual size so for there they are, two little flies on my ticket and im feeling like a good Samaritan for saving two meaningless and worthless lives. And i expect them to just sit there and dry out but no.



What do the couple do as i watch, the second i place them both on the ticket.



They start................fighting.



Ungrateful little fuckers, so i spent the next 40 minutes moving the bus ticket this way and that way to keep the flies on the ticket until i could get off the bus and put them in a bush or shrub or something. Im sure i got some very funny looks from the other people on the bus, but i was too busy keeping the flies on the ticket to notice.

If you do not deserve a 10, you will not get one.
00:36 May 17 2006
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On 20:36:46 May 16 2006 psychovampyre wrote:



question:

why did you rate me a 6?



On 00:34:14 May 17 2006 Daire wrote:



Answer:



You have nothing in your profile but 6 images, you tell me why i should rate you higher then a 6? And having just looked at your profile again, i decided to rate you a 4 instead.



psychovampyre wrote:





thats cause my profile is under construction.

im trying to get other stuff on there but its slow work.





Daire says:



Ouch. That 1 hurt, it really really did.



Question: If you know your profile is under construction why exactly did you message me complaining about your rating?

If i were a superhero.
23:45 May 15 2006
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And the artist of these was of course, My houses resident artist, LoneFoxAndCub

For the love of...............
04:53 May 14 2006
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Is this what the youth of today has being reduced to. Ok when I was younger, i fell out of trees, i fell off my bike, i did stupid things. But for fucks sake i could string two words together and communicate.

While at work.....
00:56 May 13 2006
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.....today several things happened that made me laugh out loud, look confused and roll my eyes.



First things first, i was sitting there, watching a movie, when suddenly i hear something thump into one of the shelves. I assume it is some morons "Little Angel" destroying the displays. So i stand up and look around. No child. I look around some more, and i find something, something living, close to the ground examining the DVD's. A dog. A dog had wandered into the shop, browsed around all the lower shelves and then wandered out. I wonder what movie he was looking for.





The second thing that happened involves one of the most annoying aspects of my job. Dealing with foreign people who have no idea what they are talking about and asking me to do something i can't do. I have nothing against foreign people, i just hate it when they come in, jabber at me and then act as if it is my fault i cant understand them. This guy wanders in off the street, holding two Cd's. He walks around the shop floor for a bit and then manages to get his fat ass to the counter where he asks for...

"Two copies"



I ask him what he would like to copy, as we offer photocopying and faxes. He then tries to hand me the Cd's. I tell him that i can't burn Cd's in the shop and he will have to go elsewhere. He then says.



"Two copies"



I once again tell him that we cant copy Cd's and that he will have to go to the internet cafe in the village. He then asks me....



"What is the internet?"



I was stumped, i just told him once again that i can't do what he wants me to do and that he will have to go elsewhere.





Lastly we had really heavy rain and thunder and lightning here today. So i was sitting there, watching a movie, 18's(R rated). When i watch an 18's i pause it when people come into the shop to avoid complaints, and i keep it paused until they leave, especially if it is in the middle of the day and they are young people.



So i am watching A Dirty Shame. A movie about sex addicts in a small town and the "Neuters" that oppose them. Lots of bad jokes and lots of double entendres. So i am sitting there when two teenage girls walk in. It is obvious to me they are just in to get out of the really heavy rain. So they wander around talking and giggling and staring at me. Because i have the movie paused i can hear everything that they say. Here is a basic run down of their conversation.



Girl 1: You seen this?

Girl 2: Yeah, its crap.

Girl 1: Why did he pause the movie?

Girl 2: He's not allowed watch it while we are here...*giggle

Girl 1: I'd watch it with him.

Girl 2: Yeah, press play already, we'll all watch it together.*giggle giggle

Girl 1: *Giggle giggle

Girl 2: *Giggle giggle giggle

Girl 1: Come on he isn’t going to play it, lets go.

Girl 2: Ok.

Oh no he isn't.
02:20 May 12 2006
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I was on the bus the other day going to college and I looked out and saw a new mcdonalds advert.



It was for their ice cream things. And it said:

"No swimming pool handy? Dive into the new....."





But what struck me was that it was posted on the bus stop, that just happens to be, outside, the, public, swimming pool. And this wasn't done as a joke or to be clever, its just random location and random sign postage.

If only i lived in Hollywood.
18:33 May 09 2006
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Flannery says:

it's like.. Disney sat down and said

Flannery says:

well, now that Walt is dead, we have to show black people we love them

Flannery says:

lets make a racially oriented movie where a black person breaks all odds and becomes a..

Flannery says:

woman: astrophysicist?

Daire says:

lesbian

Flannery says:

man: No, you cad. a basketball player.

Daire says:

gimp

Daire says:

from mars

Flannery says:

lol

Daire says:

this summer

Flannery says:

new, this summer

Daire says:

in a world

Daire says:

spooky

Daire says:

just when the white man thought there was no life on mars

Daire says:

they found shrilonda

Daire says:

"hey guys, what up"

Flannery says:

staring Queen Latifa as the sassy but supportive mother, and Brandy as Laquandah

Daire says:

this summer, watch as an ebonic space lesbian gimp teaches the world that the space race, isn’t about race

Flannery says:

LESBIAN GIMP FROM MARS

Flannery says:

lol

Daire says:

mine sounds better I think

Flannery says:

lol

Daire says:

i can picture it in my head

Flannery says:

Black people might say that you're implying they are aliens.

Daire says:

so?

Daire says:

we are Disney

Daire says:

if we can beat the Jews and the commies we can beat the niggers

Flannery says:

lol

Flannery says:

I want a disney movie about jews

Flannery says:

holy shit

Daire says:

lol

Flannery says:

I'd die

Daire says:

there is one

Flannery says:

oh wait.....Goofy Movie

Daire says:

fifel goes west

Flannery says:

LOL

Daire says:

and american tale

Daire says:

i couldn’t remember the name of the first one

Flannery says:

I don think that's Disney

Daire says:

still about jews

Flannery says:

lol

Daire says:

can you imagine that board meeting

Daire says:

"what you got for us Johnson"

Daire says:

"well sir, imagine, if jews, were mice"

Daire says:

"interesting"

Flannery says:

lol

Daire says:

"ok, now we know that jews have big families right, and they had to leave their "homeland"

Daire says:

"go on"

Flannery says:

I'm actually laughing right now

Daire says:

"well how about we make the nazis cats"

Daire says:

"why cats johnson"

Daire says:

"well sir, cats are the usual enemy of mice"

Daire says:

"ahh ok, and the mice are....."

Daire says:

"the heroes"

Daire says:

"ahhh i see, what about the jews"

Daire says:

"sir?"

Daire says:

"the jews, you were saying something about jews"

Daire says:

"the mice are the jews sir"

Daire says:

"genius, well make millions"

Flannery says:

"and why, Johnson, can't the jews be birds. Do cats not equally hate Birds."



"well, yes sir. But Jews don't fly."













It kept going after this, but this is all i got saved.

Can you get false nails on ebay?
19:38 May 08 2006
Times Read: 1,829

The last 30 minutes when you are bidding for something on ebay are nerve wrecking.

IN YOUR FACE bva12you

22:41 May 07 2006
Times Read: 1,862

I can recommend that people watch the following two movies.

Churchhill the Hollywood years





-and-





House of Flying Daggers

$$$$$
00:52 May 05 2006
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Today i spent a lot of money. Usually i do not like spending money and today was no exception. I did not enjoy spending the money, but i spent it wisely.



I got roughly €2,500-€3,000 worth of stuff for $600 even.



I bought a camera that was worth €2,000 for €399.



I then bought a lens that should have been close to €200 and i got it for €99.



I then got 2 512 mb memory cards for €99 instead of €170 and finally i got a card reader, a good one, worth €50+ for free. Plus i got a €10 voucher because i was such a smooth talker.



So all in all thats.....€2,420 worth of equipment for €600.



I also got a free video of Dune the T.V series.

Docu-Drama
01:27 May 01 2006
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There is a new kind of show. Docu-drama.



A drama, made to look like fact, like a documentary.



So the other day RTE1 showed a docu-drama based on what would happened if a nuclear power plant in england which has been polluting the Irish sea for years was to explode.



So the show has lots of fake news broadcasts ala Orson Wells, War of the Worlds.



And as with what happened with Orson’s original radio broadcasts there was localised panic here.



Some people who tuned in late to the show thought it was real.



A friend of my mothers knows someone whose mother lives in the country and when she saw the show she thought it was real.



The mother rang her daughter and told her what happened and the daughter and her family freaked out and started to board up their windows.



When the neighbours saw this they asked what was going on.



The daughter explained about the nuclear plant and the neighbours had to let them know that it wasn’t real, the world wasn’t ending and they didn’t need to nail their doors shut.



True story.